Which Conchord would you rather fly with? Bret or Jemaine?
This one is split 60/40 (like the old skateboard company). 60% of you chose Jemaine. I must admit I’m a little surprised. Personally I think Bret is cuter. But maybe it’s because I’m not gay and he’s more girly. Since you begged me here is one more clip: “If You’re Into It”. New Zealand…Ewe Should Come.

Who is the cooler Jehovah’s Witness? Ja Rule or Lark Voorhies?
58% of you chose Lark over Ja. Lark Voorhies definitely has more street cred. I wonder if she goes door to door with the Watchtower.

Who is the more embarrassing Mormon? Marie Osmond or Glenn Beck?
Marie Osmond came out with the early lead, but it looks like Glenn Beck makes people more uncomfortable. 62% of you anyway. Apparently he was even a bigger jerk before he converted to the LDS church. I can’t even imagine. Glenn Beck, making people embarrassed to be Mormon since 2002.

If you were Kelly Kapowski, who would you choose? Zack Morris or A.C. Slater?
Zack is the clear leader with 80% of the votes at this point. The “Zack Attack” can’t be stopped. Neither can his DynaTAC cell phone.

Which tattoo would you regret more in the morning? Bald Britney or Centaur Swayze?
Sorry Britney fans. An overwhelming 75% prefer the Swayze tattoo. In fact, one of my readers actually went out and got one on their back. Actually that didn’t happen. I like that Mariana pointed out the “respectful crossing of the hands” by the centaur Swazye. Have you seen Kelly Kapowski’s latest tattoo?

Subway vs. Quiznos.
This one is still pretty close, but Subway is in the lead with 58% of the votes. I love that people refused to vote because they don’t like either and prefer other sandwich shops, but people seemed willing to vote on having either Paris Hilton or Amy Winehouse babysit their kids. I also love the Dodo exchange between Coleman and Amy R. And I love the Rooster Call at the Robin’s Nest. It is amazing.