Who would win in a fight? The real life Chuck Norris or his fictional character, Walker, Texas Ranger?

Probably the greatest thing that has happened during my short lifetime is the NBC/Universal Studios merger in 2004. Here’s why: Conan O’Brien, who I am a huge fan of, works for NBC. Universal owns USA and USA owns the rights to Walker, Texas Ranger (WTR for those in the know). When the two companies merged Conan was suddenly allowed to highlight Walker clips on his show. He created a Walker, Texas Ranger Lever that plays clips on demand. This video is worth your time. I PROMISE.

If you liked that clip here is another one and I still promise it won’t disappoint. Yes, that is the Dad from The Wonder Years at minute 2:58. He was always a jerk on the show, but that was downright evil. Here’s one more and it’s only 14 seconds long: “Walker told me I have AIDS.” And yes, that is Haley Joel Osment.

Walker is pretty tough, but could he beat up Chuck Norris? Most of you have probably heard of ChuckNorrisFacts.com. Here are some winners:

• Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
• If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
• Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.