Vote or Die Blog Roundup – Early April
Who looks more like Sam the Eagle? Don Imus or John C. Calhoun?
Although Don Imus started off with an early lead, John C. Calhoun has pulled ahead on this one. Calhoun is up 60% to 40%. Rightly so, I believe. Like Eva said, I think it’s conceivable that Sam’s look was based on Calhoun’s. Oh by the way, Janice the Muppet Totally Looks Like Tiffany “New York” Pollard.
Who was the better Darrin on Bewitched? Dick York or Dick Sargent?
It would appear most of you prefer Dick York’s yelling at Samantha to Dick Sargent’s yelling at Samantha. York is up 68% to 32%. Sergeant York.
Who would you rather cuddle with? Kate or Juliet?
Remember Lost week? Those were the days. Yes, I would bring “Freckles” into a cuddle-a-trois with my wife and me. It seems fairly obvious, Kate is hotter. Well 70% of you think so anyway. Except for Brad K. who likes Faraday’s mom. 
Who would you pay more for at a charity auction? Sawyer or Jack?
This is a close one. There is still time to vote. It started with Jack in the lead, which really seemed to annoy Sawyer fans. It has been back and forth a bit, and as of right now Sawyer is up by only 3 votes. Sorry Jack fans.
Whose death made you happier inside? Ana Lucia or Charlotte?
65% of you (us) are more glad that Ana Lucia is dead in the ground. Hopefully never to be seen again, but you never know with those crazy Lost writers. Does anyone else think that maybe the Lost writers just read all the forums, and if someone’s crazy theory sounds good, they decide to use it and write it into the show?
Who was the cuter inner-city black child with a growth disorder adopted by rich white people? Arnold or Webster?
80% for Webster. I thought this one would have been closer. Arnold was pretty dang cute and he came first. I think we have a pretty clear case of presentism going on here. Webster was pretty cute though. Even though he is 9 years older than me, I still want to pinch his cheeks.
Which trainer would you rather have? Bob or Jillian?
I am glad to see Bob up 70% to 30% because I like him so much. I am a little surprised it hasn’t been closer. Jillian wins all the time. My love for Bob and my hatred for Subway definitely causes some cognitive dissonance. Anyone still watching the show? All my favorite contestants are gone and I don’t know who to cheer for. Oh by the way, Queer Abs.
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Maybe Janice should have a reality tv show as exciting as New York’s. I hate that I know how New York is because of you.
Young Faraday’s mom is tempting. We might have cuddle-a-trois her too. Thanks for the tip, Brad K.
I am proud to be counted among the “Sawyer fans”. Fun picture. Yes, girls that like bad boys are immature but at least we have good taste.
Loved that your favorite contestant was Joelle! “Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, Joelle!” *%ck. Oh Bob, I love you but just bought Jillian’s DVD workout. She gets results!
Love the roundups. You are so freaking funny.
have i ever told you how much i love these roundups? oh yeah, i have.
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