It’s that time again. Time for the Vote or Die Blog Roundup. This roundup will cover items posted the later half of March. A lot has happened. Let’s get started:

Which is the better ’80s skateboard movie? Gleaming the Cube or Thrashin’?
Right now Thrashin’ is ahead 53% to 47%. Still pretty close. I wonder if the results would be the same had Josh Brolin not recently made a major comeback. Does anyone know if the jousting on Nintendo’s Skate or Die! was based off Thrashin’?

What kind of music is less obnoxious? Rap or Country?
53% to 47% for this one as well. This time in favor of country music being less obnoxious. Ouch. Lets see what happens in the next few weeks. Devin pointed out the ultimate crossover: Nelly and Tim McGraw. Sickening.

Who would Jesus bomb? Celine Dion or Anne Geddes?
Another close one! 52% to 48%. A slight majority think that Jesus would ultimately bomb Celine Dion. Stranger things have happened. God killed Onan for…other things. So…you never know. Weird.

Who would win in a fight? Ross or Chandler?
68% of you think Chandler could beat up Ross. Yes, Joey could beat up both of them. We’ll get to Joey later.

Cover vs. Original: The Knife or Jose Gonzalez’ version of Heartbeats?
My lamest post ever? I liked it. Apparently most of you didn’t. It has the least amount of votes. For those of you care (all 5 of you) it is a tight race. Jose’s version is in the lead 53% to 47%.

Who would you rather have as your best friend? Elliott or Falkor?
65% for Falkor. I would’ve thought more. He is a dog and a dragon mixed for crying out loud. I guess some of you are cat people. Falkor was the only part of The Neverending Story that wasn’t scary.

Who would you bring back from the dead? Bob Ross or Mr. Belvedere?
Did you know that “belvedere” means “beautiful view” in Italian? Too bad he wasn’t beautiful enough to capture your votes. 75% would bring back Bob Ross. I’m sure he’s smiling down on you from his happy little place in heaven. Maybe he’s up there still painting “belvederes”.